totally winged it, left Saturday morning and headed towards BC. As soon as i got as far as Canmore i knew that is where i wanted to stay. Saw these adorable cabins so i pulled in and they had one for me, yeah, for me - i think they were waiting for lonely mountain woman's arrival - only $86 including all taxes - sweet deal eh? here's the inside..  

HOW FRICKIN CUTE IS THAT? i sat on the deck in the sun, drinking my wine, eating a baguette and havarti cheese, reading my gossip magazine...it was perfect. i love recreating my spain trip by living on baguettes, cheese and red wine - yep, i'm a loser. then i went in to town and wandered around and shopped. they have the coolest shops there, bought a journal, address book and a magnet for my parents - all this M-I-L-K brand. it's an acronym for Moments of Intimacy, Laughter and Kinship. totally wicked photography capturing humanity - here's their website if you want to see more - M.I.L.K

here's my stuff...

 the left one is the journal, it says "No road is too long with good company" aawwwww...top right is the address book, two guatemala kids - caption says "To have joy one must share it" awwwww...and bottom one is the magnet i bought for ma and pa - 2 old naked asses - caption reads "Nothing is more beautiful than a love that has weathered the seasons of life"

 bought this thumb ring that i'm lovin too...picture turned out pretty shitty, but its coolio.

on my way home i drove through kananaskis country - BEAUTIFUL! 

swear to frickin god i saw a goddamn bear! i'm walking along these paths by myself not thinking i'm in any harm other than brief thought of "this is stupid, someone could rape me down here by myself!"....yeah, brilliant. sometimes i'm so brilliant i can barely stand myself. on my way back up to the car, i hear a branch snap, look to the left and see the top rounded black fuzzy thing running. HOLY FUCK! i froze. absolutely froze. holy fuck, what am i supposed to do? i remember eyeballing up the tree thinking i've never in my life climbed a tree, HOW THE FUCK DO U CLIMB A TREE? am i supposed to climb a tree? play dead? i honestly couldn't do anything. when i say froze, i mean froze. i stood there motionless forever. i have never been so terrified in my life...ever,not even with the horny monkeys.

anyway, that was it. i'm alive. don't know if it was a bigass dog or a bear. but i'm alive. later i read the warning at the tourists thingy, it says make noise on the trail. fuck that. just what i want - to draw attention to myself. it also said to avoid wearing perfumes, scented hairsprays, etc....i was soooo asking for a bear attack as i enjoy nature in my bufont fuckin hairdo and my angel perfume. what a loser.

anyway, that was my weekend. wish i could do that every single weekend of my life (minus the bear thing).

oh yeah, lastly...heres the camp i funded...

ok, so i just went here http://www.cd.gov.ab.ca/enjoying_alberta/parks/featured/kananaskis/trailreport.aspx and there is a fuckin warning for bears at Bow Valley!!! how come i'm so stupid and don't just know there are damn bears there? what a pissfumper. holy poop, i'm going to go shit myself. bye.