mornin sweetpeas.

 

i gotta share my dream last night with you so that i can capture it still. All my life i've WANTED jon bon jovi, he is SEX baby, i love him. family man, hotter than hot, sings like a frickin i don't know what, but i love it - pure sex appeal. Here is where i tell you to keep your wiseass remarks to yourself. YES I AM 32 YEARS OLD AND STILL WANT A TEENAGE ROCKSTAR CRUSH! BITE ME!

 

 

...anyway...last night i dreamt about him!! hahahahha! isn't that hilarious? best part? it was amazing!! he was singing at my old high school, there were these super-long couches there...he started singing to me, grabbed my hand and we left. fuck, it was so romantic, my little fantasy....we got on this bus...not a tour bus, but an old yellow country bus....he was just lovin me to death, gazing into my eyes, kissing me, holding my hand. THEN...these loudmouth fucks in the back of the bus (yeah, aren't the loudmouth fucks ALWAYS in the back of the bus?...shit, i used to sit in the back of the bus, big surprise eh?)...they start at us...aren't you a married man? with kids?...then at me....hey aren't you 2tone's girlfriend? what the fuck are you doing? FUCK OFF, IT'S MY DREAM, DO I REALLY NEED TO HAVE A CONSCIENCE IN MY OWN DAMN DREAM?!!! we just ignored them....those assheads in the backofthebus. hahhahaa! fuck this is stupid eh? anway, at the risk of totally humiliating myself...i will continue. SO...we go into this really cheesy chinese restaurant where they have this really cheesy 'romance mountain fountain' HAHA! ...ok, ok, stick with me, i think this part of the dream must have been contributed by mandersblue or some fuckin thing....he sticks a quarter in and uses those tongthingies to win me this supercheesy little icon thing. aaaawwwwww....sweet eh? hahahahha! who dreams this kinda shit? anway, the dream is slipping now, i can't really remember the next set of events....and no, for you inquiring minds, i do not get laid in this dream...it was pure romance...well, cheeze maybe...anyway, it ended with him phoning me at 4 a.m. telling me he couldn't stop thinking about me, that he missed me already, and would never forget me.

 

here he is, phoning me, whispering sweet nothings....

 

 

HAHHAHAHA! i know it! it's fuckin hilarious, but DAMN it made me feel good! jon loves me!! hahhha! i knew he'd come around someday!

 

i loved him even when he was a long hair, tell me this ain't sexy...

 

 

ok, ok....bring it on punkasses....i know you wanna...